Steve: Tree wang spotted.
Zack: "YOU!" roars the mighty avenger of Gaea. "You gonna get fuuuuuucked."
Steve: There's nothing funny about sex assaults.
Zack: I agree. All broccoli is rape.
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.