Zack: The description reads like someone writing down a dream they had.
Steve: And then I was a baby too and then Cyclops turned into an action figure I had to get to my mom and then storm and me were in a stroller together and then a dinosaur cop tried to arrest us and so we escaped into a Candy Land game.
Zack: Marvel back then loved characters like Mojo that allowed them to "play with reality" and by that I mean allowed them to be horribly lazy writers. They would have Wolverine eating a sandwich and fighting some guy in a bar and then cut away to an infinite alien eating a planet and then the alien's baby would be on earth turning cars into dogs for no reason.
Steve: I remember the Beyonder cropping up where he wasn't wanted all the time.
Zack: Much as I hate to admit, it would be funny to see him popping into the overly serious X-men movies.
Steve: They can work him into the next Hulk reboot.
Zack: He can give Hulk a pair of stretch jeans.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.