Steve: What the heck?
Zack: They're not even trying with this one.
Steve: I get the mean commissar woman and, I guess, the bright green gorilla with the hammer and sickle, but I don't get anything else.
Zack: Wait, you GET the gorilla?
Steve: Compared to the bearded boombox.
Zack: I do dig the horrible cockroach man's rap crew pose in the back.
Steve: He looks like he photo bombed the rest of them. "Oh, what, Svetlana and Ivan are taking picture? Time to run in on frame!"
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.