Steve: What the heck?
Zack: They're not even trying with this one.
Steve: I get the mean commissar woman and, I guess, the bright green gorilla with the hammer and sickle, but I don't get anything else.
Zack: Wait, you GET the gorilla?
Steve: Compared to the bearded boombox.
Zack: I do dig the horrible cockroach man's rap crew pose in the back.
Steve: He looks like he photo bombed the rest of them. "Oh, what, Svetlana and Ivan are taking picture? Time to run in on frame!"
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.