Steve: What the heck?
Zack: They're not even trying with this one.
Steve: I get the mean commissar woman and, I guess, the bright green gorilla with the hammer and sickle, but I don't get anything else.
Zack: Wait, you GET the gorilla?
Steve: Compared to the bearded boombox.
Zack: I do dig the horrible cockroach man's rap crew pose in the back.
Steve: He looks like he photo bombed the rest of them. "Oh, what, Svetlana and Ivan are taking picture? Time to run in on frame!"
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.