Steve: What the heck?
Zack: They're not even trying with this one.
Steve: I get the mean commissar woman and, I guess, the bright green gorilla with the hammer and sickle, but I don't get anything else.
Zack: Wait, you GET the gorilla?
Steve: Compared to the bearded boombox.
Zack: I do dig the horrible cockroach man's rap crew pose in the back.
Steve: He looks like he photo bombed the rest of them. "Oh, what, Svetlana and Ivan are taking picture? Time to run in on frame!"
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.