Zack: Remember the time Prince Verdant was so drunk he showed up to tree prom wearing his dress backwards?
Steve: I wonder what prom is like at elf tree village high school.
Zack: Judging on my experience with previous tree-dwelling cultures it's either going to be a lot like birds chirping or it will be a long, goofy nonsense song while the ghost of a sith looks on from the spirit realm.
Steve: It probably depends on what the theme is that year. Like "under the sea", "80s", or "golden era of elven magic."Steve: "It shall be an enchanted party where the great white oak Morningsong was never withered by the black hearts of human men and the songs of the trees delight us all."
Zack: The awkward elven band can lethargically cover some top elven hit that sounds suspiciously like Koyaanisqatsi.Steve: Playing on ocarinas and gourd sitars.
Zack: Mozart's instruments.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.