Zack: It's the sexy babe of this Monster Manual, Steve. I thought you'd be happy.
Steve: I am in a pretty good mood right now, but I wasn't expecting this thing.
Zack: Let me guess, you're in a good mood about our contest?
Steve: I thought you weren't going to mention that!Zack: Too late. But we haven't given out the details yet.
Steve: This is basically going to be the best summer contest ever. I can't imagine a better one.
Zack: Since we can't top ourselves can we quit doing them every year?Steve: No! We're just going to make sure they keep getting more challenging and more fun.
Zack: I think that's enough about the contest. Everyone can find out more about the 2011 Summer WTF, D&D!? contest tomorrow on the front page of SA and on the forums.Steve: Unless you're reading this article months or years later, in which case man it must suck to miss out on all the fun while it's happening.
Zack: See you later, everybody!Steve: Goodbye!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.