Zack: It's the sexy babe of this Monster Manual, Steve. I thought you'd be happy.
Steve: I am in a pretty good mood right now, but I wasn't expecting this thing.
Zack: Let me guess, you're in a good mood about our contest?
Steve: I thought you weren't going to mention that!Zack: Too late. But we haven't given out the details yet.
Steve: This is basically going to be the best summer contest ever. I can't imagine a better one.
Zack: Since we can't top ourselves can we quit doing them every year?Steve: No! We're just going to make sure they keep getting more challenging and more fun.
Zack: I think that's enough about the contest. Everyone can find out more about the 2011 Summer WTF, D&D!? contest tomorrow on the front page of SA and on the forums.Steve: Unless you're reading this article months or years later, in which case man it must suck to miss out on all the fun while it's happening.
Zack: See you later, everybody!Steve: Goodbye!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.