Zack: "AAaaauuggghh I should've had more check-ups!"
Steve: If I were a little evil beetle man hiding in a fake human body I would drop awesome lines whenever I popped out of the neck hole.
Steve: Like look up at the nearest person and in a sweet voice say, "Mama!"
Zack: You'll never be the head of a major corporation.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.