Zack: "AAaaauuggghh I should've had more check-ups!"
Steve: If I were a little evil beetle man hiding in a fake human body I would drop awesome lines whenever I popped out of the neck hole.
Steve: Like look up at the nearest person and in a sweet voice say, "Mama!"
Zack: You'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.