Zack: "AAaaauuggghh I should've had more check-ups!"
Steve: If I were a little evil beetle man hiding in a fake human body I would drop awesome lines whenever I popped out of the neck hole.
Steve: Like look up at the nearest person and in a sweet voice say, "Mama!"
Zack: You'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.