Zack: "AAaaauuggghh I should've had more check-ups!"
Steve: If I were a little evil beetle man hiding in a fake human body I would drop awesome lines whenever I popped out of the neck hole.
Steve: Like look up at the nearest person and in a sweet voice say, "Mama!"
Zack: You'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.