Zack: "AAaaauuggghh I should've had more check-ups!"
Steve: If I were a little evil beetle man hiding in a fake human body I would drop awesome lines whenever I popped out of the neck hole.
Steve: Like look up at the nearest person and in a sweet voice say, "Mama!"
Zack: You'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.