Steve: Hell yes this rules!
Zack: Nothing captures the war and horror quite like a katana-wielding woman leaping through the air and blowing the brains out of a gargoyle.
Steve: Yeah, it's frigging awesome. Check out that evil gargoyle dude wrestling the baby bird man to the ground in the back. And then there's the devil dude and the black guy with the shotgun, it's awesome.
Zack: I don't think anyone at Palladium has any idea what horror even means.
Steve: It's subjective.Zack: Good point. This might be horror to an art professor teaching a class on perspective.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.