Steve: Hell yes this rules!
Zack: Nothing captures the war and horror quite like a katana-wielding woman leaping through the air and blowing the brains out of a gargoyle.
Steve: Yeah, it's frigging awesome. Check out that evil gargoyle dude wrestling the baby bird man to the ground in the back. And then there's the devil dude and the black guy with the shotgun, it's awesome.
Zack: I don't think anyone at Palladium has any idea what horror even means.
Steve: It's subjective.Zack: Good point. This might be horror to an art professor teaching a class on perspective.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.