Steve: Hell yes this rules!
Zack: Nothing captures the war and horror quite like a katana-wielding woman leaping through the air and blowing the brains out of a gargoyle.
Steve: Yeah, it's frigging awesome. Check out that evil gargoyle dude wrestling the baby bird man to the ground in the back. And then there's the devil dude and the black guy with the shotgun, it's awesome.
Zack: I don't think anyone at Palladium has any idea what horror even means.
Steve: It's subjective.Zack: Good point. This might be horror to an art professor teaching a class on perspective.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.