Zack: Yep. Sword-wielding, drum-toting, dragon-winged owl-man.
Steve: When you say it that way it almost sounds ridiculous.Zack: Sounds? There's a lightning bolt behind him.
Steve: We do what we have to in order to defeat the Nightlords.
Zack: What are the Nightlords like?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.