Zack: Yep. Sword-wielding, drum-toting, dragon-winged owl-man.
Steve: When you say it that way it almost sounds ridiculous.Zack: Sounds? There's a lightning bolt behind him.
Steve: We do what we have to in order to defeat the Nightlords.
Zack: What are the Nightlords like?
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.