Zack: Yep. Sword-wielding, drum-toting, dragon-winged owl-man.
Steve: When you say it that way it almost sounds ridiculous.Zack: Sounds? There's a lightning bolt behind him.
Steve: We do what we have to in order to defeat the Nightlords.
Zack: What are the Nightlords like?
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.