Zack: Alright, now the tables are definitely turned on this one.
Steve: Maybe this is a German pulp cover.
Zack: The evil American crept into the barn. He came upon the beautiful farm fraulein. She was in a hurry and had only the time to do a single button on her shirt.
Zack: "Don't move, Nazi broad! I'm a gangster from Chicago and I want sex."
Steve: "One word out of you and I am going to sew a gorilla arm onto you."
Zack: I don't think that really works with American villains.
Steve: Okay, how about, "One word out of you and I am going to teach you to play baseball with a negro."
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.