Zack: Alright, now the tables are definitely turned on this one.
Steve: Maybe this is a German pulp cover.
Zack: The evil American crept into the barn. He came upon the beautiful farm fraulein. She was in a hurry and had only the time to do a single button on her shirt.
Zack: "Don't move, Nazi broad! I'm a gangster from Chicago and I want sex."
Steve: "One word out of you and I am going to sew a gorilla arm onto you."
Zack: I don't think that really works with American villains.
Steve: Okay, how about, "One word out of you and I am going to teach you to play baseball with a negro."
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.