Zack: Alright, now the tables are definitely turned on this one.
Steve: Maybe this is a German pulp cover.
Zack: The evil American crept into the barn. He came upon the beautiful farm fraulein. She was in a hurry and had only the time to do a single button on her shirt.
Zack: "Don't move, Nazi broad! I'm a gangster from Chicago and I want sex."
Steve: "One word out of you and I am going to sew a gorilla arm onto you."
Zack: I don't think that really works with American villains.
Steve: Okay, how about, "One word out of you and I am going to teach you to play baseball with a negro."
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.