Zack: Alright, now the tables are definitely turned on this one.
Steve: Maybe this is a German pulp cover.
Zack: The evil American crept into the barn. He came upon the beautiful farm fraulein. She was in a hurry and had only the time to do a single button on her shirt.
Zack: "Don't move, Nazi broad! I'm a gangster from Chicago and I want sex."
Steve: "One word out of you and I am going to sew a gorilla arm onto you."
Zack: I don't think that really works with American villains.
Steve: Okay, how about, "One word out of you and I am going to teach you to play baseball with a negro."
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.