Zack: Alright, now the tables are definitely turned on this one.

Steve: Maybe this is a German pulp cover.

Zack: The evil American crept into the barn. He came upon the beautiful farm fraulein. She was in a hurry and had only the time to do a single button on her shirt.

Zack: "Don't move, Nazi broad! I'm a gangster from Chicago and I want sex."

Steve: "One word out of you and I am going to sew a gorilla arm onto you."

Zack: I don't think that really works with American villains.

Steve: Okay, how about, "One word out of you and I am going to teach you to play baseball with a negro."

Zack: Chilling!

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