Steve: Whoa, Nazis were up to some stuff.
Zack: Fraulein, ve have ze gorilla arm you ordered.
Steve: The most messed up part of this is that they're making the gorilla watch.
Zack: Even more messed up is that the Nazis spent years teaching the gorilla sign language.
Steve: Do you think it's going to get the woman's arm?
Zack: I'm not a Nazi medical doctor, but I don't think it really makes a difference. It won't work.
Steve: Yeah, and lucky for the GIs fighting against the Nazi gorillas.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.