Zack: I think I caught this from a bad Whopper.
Steve: Like the candy?
Zack: No, if I meant the candy I would have said I caught this from a bad Whoppers Malted Milk Ball.
Steve: Were you also known by the Innuit as a bear claw person?
Zack: I'm more of a plain glazed sort of guy. I'll take a bear claw over something with powdered sugar, but that's about it.Steve: I meant bear claw person as in a person who is a humanoid mastodon with giant bear claws as long as short swords.
Zack: Why didn't you say that if that's what you meant? Yes. I am that.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.