Steve: This one is really cool because it shows you the seedy underbelly of the Rifts world where mutants and hot babes buy and sell things.
Zack: I think your babe is on the aerobics SWAT team.
Steve: She's a strong female character.
Zack: When people say that they don't mean literally strong.
Zack: Actually, at this point, they probably do mean that.
Steve: Doesn't this art make you want to go to Splynn and just like hang out in the food court and maybe buy a space monkey with some exotic gems or something?Zack: Does the guy who sells the knockoff video game consoles and the helicopters also sell the space monkeys?
Steve: No, it's the purple guy in the techno diaper next to the pretzel stand.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.