Steve: This one is really cool because it shows you the seedy underbelly of the Rifts world where mutants and hot babes buy and sell things.
Zack: I think your babe is on the aerobics SWAT team.
Steve: She's a strong female character.
Zack: When people say that they don't mean literally strong.
Zack: Actually, at this point, they probably do mean that.
Steve: Doesn't this art make you want to go to Splynn and just like hang out in the food court and maybe buy a space monkey with some exotic gems or something?Zack: Does the guy who sells the knockoff video game consoles and the helicopters also sell the space monkeys?
Steve: No, it's the purple guy in the techno diaper next to the pretzel stand.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.