Steve: Heck yeah! Check this out. It's like you're there in the middle of the carnage of a massacre. Smoke and fire everywhere.
Zack: Skull robots trying to blast orbs at babies.
Steve: Wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
Zack: Some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.
Steve: Elite coalition troopers gunning down fleeing civilians.
Zack: The whole town has to die just to be sure they've finally exterminated Moby.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.