Steve: Heck yeah! Check this out. It's like you're there in the middle of the carnage of a massacre. Smoke and fire everywhere.
Zack: Skull robots trying to blast orbs at babies.
Steve: Wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
Zack: Some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.
Steve: Elite coalition troopers gunning down fleeing civilians.
Zack: The whole town has to die just to be sure they've finally exterminated Moby.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.