Zack: Proof that for every spike man there is a spike woman out there somewhere.
Steve: Why is she standing in front of the Parthenon?
Zack: Why does she have a child's midsection? Why would anyone choose to replace their hands with spike mittens? Why was this book created?
Steve: I get the feeling Kevin Siembieda is involved in the answer to all three of those.
Zack: Late at night / dressed in spikes / prowl the Acropolis / for baby midriff wives
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.