Zack: Proof that for every spike man there is a spike woman out there somewhere.
Steve: Why is she standing in front of the Parthenon?
Zack: Why does she have a child's midsection? Why would anyone choose to replace their hands with spike mittens? Why was this book created?
Steve: I get the feeling Kevin Siembieda is involved in the answer to all three of those.
Zack: Late at night / dressed in spikes / prowl the Acropolis / for baby midriff wives
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.