Zack: Proof that for every spike man there is a spike woman out there somewhere.
Steve: Why is she standing in front of the Parthenon?
Zack: Why does she have a child's midsection? Why would anyone choose to replace their hands with spike mittens? Why was this book created?
Steve: I get the feeling Kevin Siembieda is involved in the answer to all three of those.
Zack: Late at night / dressed in spikes / prowl the Acropolis / for baby midriff wives
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.