Zack: Proof that for every spike man there is a spike woman out there somewhere.
Steve: Why is she standing in front of the Parthenon?
Zack: Why does she have a child's midsection? Why would anyone choose to replace their hands with spike mittens? Why was this book created?
Steve: I get the feeling Kevin Siembieda is involved in the answer to all three of those.
Zack: Late at night / dressed in spikes / prowl the Acropolis / for baby midriff wives
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.