Zack: As seen on a brochure at the Coalition tourism bureau.
Steve: This guy made fun of our skulls. Will you?Zack: Good thing they have the Coalition skull symbol on their skull masks or I might have mistaken them for someone else wearing all black skull armor.
Steve: You joke, but mistaking skull factions is a real concern for people in the Rifts world. It can lead to some really embarrassing mix-ups.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.