Zack: It goes on to describe Hyperion Juicers spreading butter on pizzas and eating fried lard. Pretty standard fare for a Rifts player based on the 5XL shirts in the Palladium store.
Steve: I wish I had MIV I would eat nothing but pancakes and milkshakes!
Zack: I would buy a turkey deep-frying pot and cook a whole cake in it.Steve: You ever seen that giant hamburger that weighs like 30 pounds? I would make that, but instead of buns it would be between two deep dish pizzas and instead of cheese it would have rocky road ice cream on it.
Zack: "I sure could go for another donut burrito!" - Julian Sweatpants, First of the Mega Gulpers.
Steve: What happens when MIV progresses to ATES? Do you die because you can't keep up with snacking?
Zack: That's what the Coalition wants you to believ. There is no proven link.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.