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Steve: I think they show this sport on ESPN 15 late at night. The Latvian ESPN channel.

Zack: *Throws betting stubs in air as Mega-Mohawk's Lucky Lady comes in last*

Steve: In a world where horses are worth more than men, the men will be the horses.

Zack: Or will they be the cars? Only time will tell.

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