Zack: Ah, the sport of kings: ripped dude gem prance.
Steve: I think they show this sport on ESPN 15 late at night. The Latvian ESPN channel.Zack: *Throws betting stubs in air as Mega-Mohawk's Lucky Lady comes in last*
Steve: In a world where horses are worth more than men, the men will be the horses.
Zack: Or will they be the cars? Only time will tell.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.