Zack: Ah, the sport of kings: ripped dude gem prance.
Steve: I think they show this sport on ESPN 15 late at night. The Latvian ESPN channel.Zack: *Throws betting stubs in air as Mega-Mohawk's Lucky Lady comes in last*
Steve: In a world where horses are worth more than men, the men will be the horses.
Zack: Or will they be the cars? Only time will tell.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.