Steve: Siembieda just checking in here with another superfluous list of guns for your characters to be shot with.
Zack: They always look the same and the stats in a game like this does not really have a level of detail that warrants all these different boring shapes for doing damage.Steve: Dude, this one includes wooden rockets to shoot vampires.
Zack: I'm pretty sure one of the Rifts books had the stats for 20 different squirt guns. No joke.
Steve: You need just the right Super Soaker for every combat scenario.
Zack: Bucket of Water, 6D6 underneath a three tone shaded sketch of a bucket with a digital readout on the side.
Steve: Garden Hose, Full Auto, 3D6, unless you put your thumb over it and then it becomes a cone attack weapon like a shotgun.
Zack: Bath Tub, the Coalition's ultimate equalizer against the vampires.
Steve: Yeah, we're vampires that die when we get hit with water. Let's set up our base in a rain forest.
Zack: Rain, 6D6 x 10, area of effect under a three tone shaded sketch of a raindrop.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
We were able to recently sit down and interview the men's rights icon, Jordan Peterson, in this exclusive interview.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.