Zack: This is "Hak-Talon, Master Vampire."
Steve: Get the buckets.
Zack: According to the book, he basically became a Master Vampire, slaughtered hundreds of people and summoned the alien vampire motherbrain that exists in Rifts to earth all because he got friend zoned.
Steve: Not all vampires.
Zack: I want to write out that I groaned really loud at that. Just for the record. Because it's going to look really stupid in about a month.
Steve: I am pretty sure it looks stupid now.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
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Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.