Zack: This is "Hak-Talon, Master Vampire."

Steve: Get the buckets.

Zack: According to the book, he basically became a Master Vampire, slaughtered hundreds of people and summoned the alien vampire motherbrain that exists in Rifts to earth all because he got friend zoned.

Steve: Not all vampires.

Zack: I want to write out that I groaned really loud at that. Just for the record. Because it's going to look really stupid in about a month.

Steve: I am pretty sure it looks stupid now.

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