Zack: Well, we only have a couple Latinos in our book about South America, but we have lots and lots of lizard men.
Steve: I've seen some pretty convincing Youtube videos over the years. I'm not saying it checks out, but, it's plausible.
Steve: I mean, the evidence is mounting. It can't be ignored.Zack: Stop.
Steve: Their eyes change sometimes and their true nature is revealed.
Zack: So are you saying that Latinos are actually reptilians?
Steve: No way, dude, that would be super racist.
Zack: Whew.Steve: I'm just saying if the reptilians have a base on earth, why not the jungles of South America? There are a lot of snakes and lizards they can hang out with and it's not like there are any important human cities or anything.
Zack: Therrrrrre it is.
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.