Zack: Well, we only have a couple Latinos in our book about South America, but we have lots and lots of lizard men.
Steve: I've seen some pretty convincing Youtube videos over the years. I'm not saying it checks out, but, it's plausible.
Steve: I mean, the evidence is mounting. It can't be ignored.Zack: Stop.
Steve: Their eyes change sometimes and their true nature is revealed.
Zack: So are you saying that Latinos are actually reptilians?
Steve: No way, dude, that would be super racist.
Zack: Whew.Steve: I'm just saying if the reptilians have a base on earth, why not the jungles of South America? There are a lot of snakes and lizards they can hang out with and it's not like there are any important human cities or anything.
Zack: Therrrrrre it is.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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