Steve: This is awesome. A dinosaur mech. I am pretty sure I came up with the idea around 1990 on the back of a notebook, but I'm willing to let Siembieda have it since he realized the concept.
Zack: You know those circles are missile pods. It's always missile pods with Siembieda.
Steve: If you're going to build a giant robot dinosaur you might as well include hidden mini-missile launchers.
Zack: Let's hope some of them are wood tipped in case this T-rex mech has to fight any friend zoned vampire gauchos.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.