Steve: This is awesome. A dinosaur mech. I am pretty sure I came up with the idea around 1990 on the back of a notebook, but I'm willing to let Siembieda have it since he realized the concept.
Zack: You know those circles are missile pods. It's always missile pods with Siembieda.
Steve: If you're going to build a giant robot dinosaur you might as well include hidden mini-missile launchers.
Zack: Let's hope some of them are wood tipped in case this T-rex mech has to fight any friend zoned vampire gauchos.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.