Steve: This is awesome. A dinosaur mech. I am pretty sure I came up with the idea around 1990 on the back of a notebook, but I'm willing to let Siembieda have it since he realized the concept.
Zack: You know those circles are missile pods. It's always missile pods with Siembieda.
Steve: If you're going to build a giant robot dinosaur you might as well include hidden mini-missile launchers.
Zack: Let's hope some of them are wood tipped in case this T-rex mech has to fight any friend zoned vampire gauchos.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.