Steve: This is awesome. A dinosaur mech. I am pretty sure I came up with the idea around 1990 on the back of a notebook, but I'm willing to let Siembieda have it since he realized the concept.
Zack: You know those circles are missile pods. It's always missile pods with Siembieda.
Steve: If you're going to build a giant robot dinosaur you might as well include hidden mini-missile launchers.
Zack: Let's hope some of them are wood tipped in case this T-rex mech has to fight any friend zoned vampire gauchos.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.