Zack: Sure. Why not. Whatever that is. Why not?
Steve: Well, to quote the book, "The Ewaipanomas R.C.C. Headless Men of the Amazon Optional Player Character."
Steve: So it's a character class.
Zack: Of course it is.
Zack: Of course.
Zack: Say what you will about the bloat of D&D, but even during the worst of the 2E days when they were putting out 20 dollars faux leather books about elf culture and boxed sets that were nothing but maps of the inside of castles, there was never a character class that was this stupid.Steve: Exactly. When TSR went weird, they created Spelljammer. Which was amazing.
Zack: Ahhhh, I think you just unintentionally proved me wrong.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.