Zack: Welcome to Mr. Bean's 13th Black Crusade
Steve: These guys must spend all day with their immense boot buckles.
Zack: Three skull eagle shirt is the 41st millenium's equivalent to the three wolf moon shirt.
Steve: You mean that shirt that I definitely bought ironically? I bought that shirt ironically. It is really funny. Not actually a good shirt that I wear because I like it or think it's cool.
Zack: I believe you!
Steve: Because it isn't. It's an ironic shirt. As are my dragon shirts. For humor purposes. That is why I wear them. Ha ha ha.
Zack: What about your Conan shirts?
Steve: No, those are just awesome.
Steve: Or is Conan ironic now?
Steve: I don't know, that MMO game was pretty bad. I think he might be ironic now.
Zack: This is really making me sad, Steve. How can you even question Conan like that? You of all people! What would Krom say?
Steve: Well, first of all his name is Crom not Krom and second of all he would ask me the Riddle of Steel, duh.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
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I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.