Zack: "Tell doc we're gonna need another two units of Emperor's blood out here, stat."
Steve: You'd think maybe they could shoot the blood up one of the 75 hoses permanently attached to his rotting guts.
Zack: In an alternate reality this is 38,000 years in the future for Terri Schiavo.
Steve: Whatever, dude. If Terri Schiavo controlled the navigation of spaceships I'd probably vote to keep her plugged in too.Zack: Damn you Emperor for not writing a living will!
Steve: Keep talking like that and you're liable to grow a nose out of your forehead.
Steve: Dude! You promised!
Zack: Huh? This is a storyboard for Stuart Little 4: Stuart's Inferno. I don't know how it got in here.
Steve: Bull, dude. Bull. That is some creepy sort of space marine and a little tank and a rat man and, I don't know what he's doing, but it's freaking me out.Zack: Calm down. Stuart's wife committed suicide and he's just trying to rescue her from hell. That's her in the test tube.
Steve: When I close my eyes I can still see this picture.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.