Zack: "SECRET?" "No. It's S-CRET." "SECRETE?" *points* "Get the fuck out of my sector."
Steve: I'm digging the periscope on the shoulder that allows him to see three inches higher than before.
Zack: Knowing Kevin Siembieda that's probably a mini-micro-missile launcher. Missile launchers to suits of Siembieda power armor are what gargoyles are to cathedrals.Steve: Missiles to Siembieda armor equals skulls to Warhammer armor.
Zack: Warhammer armor IS a cathedral.
Steve: And my body is a temple to Khorne.
Zack: Hot yoga, coconut water, granola and lots of blood.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.