Zack: "SECRET?" "No. It's S-CRET." "SECRETE?" *points* "Get the fuck out of my sector."
Steve: I'm digging the periscope on the shoulder that allows him to see three inches higher than before.
Zack: Knowing Kevin Siembieda that's probably a mini-micro-missile launcher. Missile launchers to suits of Siembieda power armor are what gargoyles are to cathedrals.Steve: Missiles to Siembieda armor equals skulls to Warhammer armor.
Zack: Warhammer armor IS a cathedral.
Steve: And my body is a temple to Khorne.
Zack: Hot yoga, coconut water, granola and lots of blood.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.