Steve: Lady you can't wear that in a bank. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Zack: Kevin Siembieda planning meeting: "She derives all of her powers from a magic staff she found on a beach. Okay dress her like she walked out of the porno in Body Heat. No, don't bother drawing the staff. Keep them guessing."
Steve: I have a guess about where it is, but this is a family article.
Zack: Your mom is still reading these?Steve: No, but her friend Carol does and she tells my mom everything that I say in them.
Zack: But not what I say?
Steve: Just the funny stuff. My mom loves you.
Zack: Nice. Consider that MILF hunted.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.