Steve: Lady you can't wear that in a bank. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Zack: Kevin Siembieda planning meeting: "She derives all of her powers from a magic staff she found on a beach. Okay dress her like she walked out of the porno in Body Heat. No, don't bother drawing the staff. Keep them guessing."
Steve: I have a guess about where it is, but this is a family article.
Zack: Your mom is still reading these?Steve: No, but her friend Carol does and she tells my mom everything that I say in them.
Zack: But not what I say?
Steve: Just the funny stuff. My mom loves you.
Zack: Nice. Consider that MILF hunted.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
FULLY SPOTTED DOG - My attempts to remove the spots from a Dalmatian completely backfired, and now I have a useless dog that is all spots and nothing else.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.