Steve: Lady you can't wear that in a bank. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Zack: Kevin Siembieda planning meeting: "She derives all of her powers from a magic staff she found on a beach. Okay dress her like she walked out of the porno in Body Heat. No, don't bother drawing the staff. Keep them guessing."
Steve: I have a guess about where it is, but this is a family article.
Zack: Your mom is still reading these?Steve: No, but her friend Carol does and she tells my mom everything that I say in them.
Zack: But not what I say?
Steve: Just the funny stuff. My mom loves you.
Zack: Nice. Consider that MILF hunted.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.