Steve: Lady you can't wear that in a bank. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Zack: Kevin Siembieda planning meeting: "She derives all of her powers from a magic staff she found on a beach. Okay dress her like she walked out of the porno in Body Heat. No, don't bother drawing the staff. Keep them guessing."
Steve: I have a guess about where it is, but this is a family article.
Zack: Your mom is still reading these?Steve: No, but her friend Carol does and she tells my mom everything that I say in them.
Zack: But not what I say?
Steve: Just the funny stuff. My mom loves you.
Zack: Nice. Consider that MILF hunted.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.