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Zack: A great effort from one of last year's best artists.
Steve: What is more terrifying than an owl bear? Frigging grimace. Don't put that evil gumdrop dude in D&D. My real nightmares shouldn't be in a game.
Zack: Birdie looks like something from Return to Oz.Steve: Aw, come on, Fairuza Balk didn't look that gross until Waterboy.
Zack: +3 save in the Pits of Klesterol if you're on an aspirin regimen.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.