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Zack: A great effort from one of last year's best artists.
Steve: What is more terrifying than an owl bear? Frigging grimace. Don't put that evil gumdrop dude in D&D. My real nightmares shouldn't be in a game.
Zack: Birdie looks like something from Return to Oz.Steve: Aw, come on, Fairuza Balk didn't look that gross until Waterboy.
Zack: +3 save in the Pits of Klesterol if you're on an aspirin regimen.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.