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Zack: A great effort from one of last year's best artists.
Steve: What is more terrifying than an owl bear? Frigging grimace. Don't put that evil gumdrop dude in D&D. My real nightmares shouldn't be in a game.
Zack: Birdie looks like something from Return to Oz.Steve: Aw, come on, Fairuza Balk didn't look that gross until Waterboy.
Zack: +3 save in the Pits of Klesterol if you're on an aspirin regimen.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.