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Zack: A great effort from one of last year's best artists.
Steve: What is more terrifying than an owl bear? Frigging grimace. Don't put that evil gumdrop dude in D&D. My real nightmares shouldn't be in a game.
Zack: Birdie looks like something from Return to Oz.Steve: Aw, come on, Fairuza Balk didn't look that gross until Waterboy.
Zack: +3 save in the Pits of Klesterol if you're on an aspirin regimen.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.