Zack: While everyone else was going retro, Jim and Brent took a chance with 4th Edition and it has paid off.
Steve: To be fair to Jim and Brent they sort of won because they kicked butt on every level. Not some gimmick about which rules they used.
Zack: It looks like a professional D&D product, is what you're saying.
Steve: Congratulations dudes! It features a dragon, a ridiculous trap that is almost impossible to escape, instadeath and a roller coaster.Zack: For going above and beyond the call of contest, these two gentlemen will be splitting the grand prize of a $100 gift card.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.