Steve: Couldn't...find...the ashtray.

Zack: You feel that burn? That's warlock collars coming BACK.

Steve: Hey, this is just how a priest dresses at the United Church of Batman.

Zack: Douche Bond.

Steve: Blood Boner.

Steve: I just wanted to type that in there.

Zack: No, be my guest, man. I agree. Blood Boner.

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