Steve: Ah!

Zack: THE SIGN SAID TURN YOUR CELLPHONE OFF!

Steve: Why do you always pick the scariest image for last?

Zack: Steve, I have no idea what you think is scary. You once spent twenty minutes telling me you had a nightmare where you were a turtle.

Steve: No, my mom was a turtle and it was my fault.

Zack: How was it your fault?

Steve: I took the pants off the horse she told me not to.

Zack: Oh, no, you're not sucking me into another 20 minutes of lucid dreaming with Steve.

Steve: I just counted to 10 like it said and I was in control of the dream.

Zack: Steve, we're at the end of another WTF, D&D!? Do you have any reflections on Vampire?

Steve: Oh man, you just set me up for the best vampire joke.

Zack: What's that?

Steve: What's a vampire's favorite hobby?

Zack: Sdancing?

Steve: In-grave-ing!!

Zack: Fuck.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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