Steve: Sometimes I feel like Sdances! Do you dare to Sdcances the night away?

Zack: Improv night goes horribly wrong at Sdances.

Zack: "You ever...uh...imagined...Goofy on weed? Hyuk...Gawrsh...I'm stoned..." *tears out woman's throat*

Steve: I bet she's pretty unhappy with how the date went.

Zack: "Second worst JDate ever. Worst one he was shomer Shabbat!"

Steve: W4V rip out my neck at sdances. Looking for a snarling man with a giant arm to grope my butt and chow down on my throat.

Zack: Will cover my nips with tape and crawl around on an antique couch with my lesbo slaves.

Steve: You couldn't get me snarling in my leather jacket fast enough.

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