Zack: Kramer's girlfriend finally got someone to wear the puffy shirt.

Steve: These are the dudes in Vampire who keep those twink dungeons you keep talking about.

Zack: Do they practice S&M magic?

Zack: Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to start down this road again.

Steve: No, they like make monsters out of people and change their bodies using their powers.

Zack: Do they usually turn into effeminate Klingon pirates?

Steve: Exclusively.

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