Steve: Hey, look, I will be the first to say way to go to gays for being married. I'm all for it, you know? But, this dude is pretty gay.
Zack: I don't get why you would say that. As an escaped naked slave wrestler from an alien planet I know the first thing I would do to demonstrate my freedom is put my slave armor back on and then tie a towel around my triple wieners.
Zack: Nowhere is the battle as exciting as on this world!
Steve: The only thing that is going to save this from homo hell is a hot babe on the next one.
Zack: HOMO HELL! HOMO HELL! HOMO HELL!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.