Steve: Hey, look, I will be the first to say way to go to gays for being married. I'm all for it, you know? But, this dude is pretty gay.
Zack: I don't get why you would say that. As an escaped naked slave wrestler from an alien planet I know the first thing I would do to demonstrate my freedom is put my slave armor back on and then tie a towel around my triple wieners.
Zack: Nowhere is the battle as exciting as on this world!
Steve: The only thing that is going to save this from homo hell is a hot babe on the next one.
Zack: HOMO HELL! HOMO HELL! HOMO HELL!
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.