Steve: Hey, look, I will be the first to say way to go to gays for being married. I'm all for it, you know? But, this dude is pretty gay.
Zack: I don't get why you would say that. As an escaped naked slave wrestler from an alien planet I know the first thing I would do to demonstrate my freedom is put my slave armor back on and then tie a towel around my triple wieners.
Zack: Nowhere is the battle as exciting as on this world!
Steve: The only thing that is going to save this from homo hell is a hot babe on the next one.
Zack: HOMO HELL! HOMO HELL! HOMO HELL!
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.