Steve: I feel like everything about this is racist but I don't see anything specifically racist.

Zack: That's like will.i.am. I feel like his existence is racist against black people, but he's a black person, so how can that be?

Steve: Remember that Ritz commercial he was in?

Zack: Noooooo Steve that was Wyclef. You're so racist.

Steve: Dang. Okay, we better just focus on the cover. Like, uh, those rad techno shades the samurai is wearing.

Steve: SCANNING...LU BU 99.99%

Zack:
Your dynasties. Give them to me.
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