Steve: I feel like everything about this is racist but I don't see anything specifically racist.
Zack: That's like will.i.am. I feel like his existence is racist against black people, but he's a black person, so how can that be?
Steve: Remember that Ritz commercial he was in?
Zack: Noooooo Steve that was Wyclef. You're so racist.
Steve: Dang. Okay, we better just focus on the cover. Like, uh, those rad techno shades the samurai is wearing.Steve: SCANNING...LU BU 99.99%
Zack: Your dynasties. Give them to me.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.