Steve: I feel like everything about this is racist but I don't see anything specifically racist.
Zack: That's like will.i.am. I feel like his existence is racist against black people, but he's a black person, so how can that be?
Steve: Remember that Ritz commercial he was in?
Zack: Noooooo Steve that was Wyclef. You're so racist.
Steve: Dang. Okay, we better just focus on the cover. Like, uh, those rad techno shades the samurai is wearing.Steve: SCANNING...LU BU 99.99%
Zack: Your dynasties. Give them to me.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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