Steve: I feel like everything about this is racist but I don't see anything specifically racist.
Zack: That's like will.i.am. I feel like his existence is racist against black people, but he's a black person, so how can that be?
Steve: Remember that Ritz commercial he was in?
Zack: Noooooo Steve that was Wyclef. You're so racist.
Steve: Dang. Okay, we better just focus on the cover. Like, uh, those rad techno shades the samurai is wearing.Steve: SCANNING...LU BU 99.99%
Zack: Your dynasties. Give them to me.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.