"The Majestic Infinite"
Zack: Miscellaneous Shit.
Steve: "Help me! Somebody stuck a bag over my head and put my feet in marshmallows!"
Zack: Oh, wait, random charts. Let's see here...we're on a road and we find a submarine full of mummies. The railroad inside the submarine leads to a glass magnet.
Steve: Ahhh! My house is full of skeleton tanks and they're taking the hover road to the meat machine.
Zack: I think I downloaded that clip once. I can't believe what people in Eastern Europe will do for money.
Steve: Like draw really bad space pictures.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.