"The Majestic Infinite"
Zack: Miscellaneous Shit.
Steve: "Help me! Somebody stuck a bag over my head and put my feet in marshmallows!"
Zack: Oh, wait, random charts. Let's see here...we're on a road and we find a submarine full of mummies. The railroad inside the submarine leads to a glass magnet.
Steve: Ahhh! My house is full of skeleton tanks and they're taking the hover road to the meat machine.
Zack: I think I downloaded that clip once. I can't believe what people in Eastern Europe will do for money.
Steve: Like draw really bad space pictures.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.