"The Majestic Infinite"
Zack: Miscellaneous Shit.
Steve: "Help me! Somebody stuck a bag over my head and put my feet in marshmallows!"
Zack: Oh, wait, random charts. Let's see here...we're on a road and we find a submarine full of mummies. The railroad inside the submarine leads to a glass magnet.
Steve: Ahhh! My house is full of skeleton tanks and they're taking the hover road to the meat machine.
Zack: I think I downloaded that clip once. I can't believe what people in Eastern Europe will do for money.
Steve: Like draw really bad space pictures.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.