"The Majestic Infinite"
Zack: Miscellaneous Shit.
Steve: "Help me! Somebody stuck a bag over my head and put my feet in marshmallows!"
Zack: Oh, wait, random charts. Let's see here...we're on a road and we find a submarine full of mummies. The railroad inside the submarine leads to a glass magnet.
Steve: Ahhh! My house is full of skeleton tanks and they're taking the hover road to the meat machine.
Zack: I think I downloaded that clip once. I can't believe what people in Eastern Europe will do for money.
Steve: Like draw really bad space pictures.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.