Steve: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Steve: Dude. DUDE. How could you pick this one to end it on? You are so bad of a dude I can't even think about it right now.
Zack: A lot of people requested this image if we ever did Vampire again.Steve: Those people should be put in a jail.
Zack: They might be out on the loose but they have to tell all their neighbors. "Yeah, I requested THAT picture from Monreal By Night. It was me. Just required by the State to notify everyone."Steve: Why is Marilyn Manson putting the crotch blood in a test tube? Why!?
Zack: Why was Leif Jones hired to create roughly 200 terrible illustrations for Vampire?Steve: This picture is making me question why illustration exists at all. Maybe books would be better without pictures.
Zack: No more Monster Manual images, Steve. No more way cool chapter opening paintings of heroes battling gigantic monsters.
Steve: No, dude. No. This is the end of RPG artwork. Right here. I don't want anymore.Zack: So you're saying you hate Vampire?
Steve: I hate Vampire.
Zack: Cyber-bullying wins again!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.