Steve: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Steve: Dude. DUDE. How could you pick this one to end it on? You are so bad of a dude I can't even think about it right now.
Zack: A lot of people requested this image if we ever did Vampire again.Steve: Those people should be put in a jail.
Zack: They might be out on the loose but they have to tell all their neighbors. "Yeah, I requested THAT picture from Monreal By Night. It was me. Just required by the State to notify everyone."Steve: Why is Marilyn Manson putting the crotch blood in a test tube? Why!?
Zack: Why was Leif Jones hired to create roughly 200 terrible illustrations for Vampire?Steve: This picture is making me question why illustration exists at all. Maybe books would be better without pictures.
Zack: No more Monster Manual images, Steve. No more way cool chapter opening paintings of heroes battling gigantic monsters.
Steve: No, dude. No. This is the end of RPG artwork. Right here. I don't want anymore.Zack: So you're saying you hate Vampire?
Steve: I hate Vampire.
Zack: Cyber-bullying wins again!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.