Zack: I'm thinking maaaaybe this character is a Nazi.
Steve: I think the swastika is a symbol of peace but all these horrible mummy monster ladies with giant racks ruined it forever.
Zack: It's not ruined. They love the swastika in Japan.
Steve: Dude, no surprise. Their main cultural export is monster ladies with giant racks.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.