Zack: I'm thinking maaaaybe this character is a Nazi.
Steve: I think the swastika is a symbol of peace but all these horrible mummy monster ladies with giant racks ruined it forever.
Zack: It's not ruined. They love the swastika in Japan.
Steve: Dude, no surprise. Their main cultural export is monster ladies with giant racks.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.