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I'm thinking maaaaybe this character is a Nazi.

Steve: I think the swastika is a symbol of peace but all these horrible mummy monster ladies with giant racks ruined it forever.

Zack: It's not ruined. They love the swastika in Japan.

Steve: Dude, no surprise. Their main cultural export is monster ladies with giant racks.

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