Zack: I'm thinking maaaaybe this character is a Nazi.
Steve: I think the swastika is a symbol of peace but all these horrible mummy monster ladies with giant racks ruined it forever.
Zack: It's not ruined. They love the swastika in Japan.
Steve: Dude, no surprise. Their main cultural export is monster ladies with giant racks.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.