Zack: I'm thinking maaaaybe this character is a Nazi.
Steve: I think the swastika is a symbol of peace but all these horrible mummy monster ladies with giant racks ruined it forever.
Zack: It's not ruined. They love the swastika in Japan.
Steve: Dude, no surprise. Their main cultural export is monster ladies with giant racks.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.