Zack: I'm thinking maaaaybe this character is a Nazi.
Steve: I think the swastika is a symbol of peace but all these horrible mummy monster ladies with giant racks ruined it forever.
Zack: It's not ruined. They love the swastika in Japan.
Steve: Dude, no surprise. Their main cultural export is monster ladies with giant racks.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.