Zack: Up here, Steve. My horrible, horrible eyes are up here on my monster face.
Steve: I wonder if her big rack turns into a triple rack when she turns into a wolf babe.
Zack: Knowing White Wolf, there's probably a picture in one of the books that answers that curiosity.Steve: The real question is which would be better? Do you want the one awesome and huge rack or do you want like six little boobs to go to town on?
Zack: Side question: is she a horrifying wolf lady in any of these scenarios?
Steve: Yes, six boob scenario she is a gigantic muscular human/wolf hybrid.
Zack: That makes it easy. I definitely prefer six boobs.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.