Steve: Ahhhhhhhh!

Zack: Up here, Steve. My horrible, horrible eyes are up here on my monster face.

Steve: I wonder if her big rack turns into a triple rack when she turns into a wolf babe.

Zack: Knowing White Wolf, there's probably a picture in one of the books that answers that curiosity.

Steve: The real question is which would be better? Do you want the one awesome and huge rack or do you want like six little boobs to go to town on?

Zack: Side question: is she a horrifying wolf lady in any of these scenarios?

Steve: Yes, six boob scenario she is a gigantic muscular human/wolf hybrid.

Zack: That makes it easy. I definitely prefer six boobs.


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