Zack: Up here, Steve. My horrible, horrible eyes are up here on my monster face.
Steve: I wonder if her big rack turns into a triple rack when she turns into a wolf babe.
Zack: Knowing White Wolf, there's probably a picture in one of the books that answers that curiosity.Steve: The real question is which would be better? Do you want the one awesome and huge rack or do you want like six little boobs to go to town on?
Zack: Side question: is she a horrifying wolf lady in any of these scenarios?
Steve: Yes, six boob scenario she is a gigantic muscular human/wolf hybrid.
Zack: That makes it easy. I definitely prefer six boobs.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.