Zack: Up here, Steve. My horrible, horrible eyes are up here on my monster face.
Steve: I wonder if her big rack turns into a triple rack when she turns into a wolf babe.
Zack: Knowing White Wolf, there's probably a picture in one of the books that answers that curiosity.Steve: The real question is which would be better? Do you want the one awesome and huge rack or do you want like six little boobs to go to town on?
Zack: Side question: is she a horrifying wolf lady in any of these scenarios?
Steve: Yes, six boob scenario she is a gigantic muscular human/wolf hybrid.
Zack: That makes it easy. I definitely prefer six boobs.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.