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Zack: To be clear: before a will-o-wisp turns into a ball of energy it is a shape changer that poses as the creepy naked guy who follows you around trying to sell your girlfriend a friendship bracelet at Burning Man.
Steve: Hairy butt man is just one of many forms. He could be a goblin or a kobold or even a man with no hair at all.
Zack: That guy was at Burning Man too.
Steve: Was The Burning Man that movie where they put the bee helmet on Nicolas Cage? That movie ruled. He was like, "Aawwwgh beeeees!" Ha ha.
Zack: Alright, I just looked this thing up on Google because we got angry emails for making fun of mythical creatures. There really was an old English mythical creature called a boggart, but it was more like a mischievous asshole faerie that broke into your house and pissed in your milk or scared your cow or whatever.
Steve: No hairy butts wagging in the night?
Zack: Wikipedia says, "It is said that the boggart crawls into people's beds at night and puts a clammy hand on their faces."
Steve: Do you think that would cause 2-12 points of electricity damage?
Zack: Have you ever left the window open at night when it's warm, but around two in the morning you wake up and it's really cold?
Steve: Yeah, that happened a couple days ago.
Zack: How much electricity damage did you take?
Steve: None I don't think. Maybe 1 point at the most.
Zack: This is the same sort of thing.
Steve: But I didn't wake up with some creepy dude rubbing my face.
Zack: What about a kobold or goblin?
Steve: No but one time I had a dream that the guy from Hall and Oates was force feeding me oatmeal. That was pretty creepy.
Zack: Which one?
Steve: It was Oates, duh.
Zack: You should see a doctor right away.
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