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Oh, hahaha, how hilarious! This guy should write for The Alan Brady Show. Keeping in the spirit of cliched crap from the 1960s, I decided to send Amir a few more of my zingers, a small sample fitting the edgy style of SMS zaniness he shared with me.
FROM: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
These are in deed hilarious jokes and I would pay top dollars for such hilarious material. Your joke about "Homolulu" was priceless! I attended many vacation sun spots with dread hop and lets tell you it was a wife mother - she was no picnic sir! Haha but seriously these are quality joke materials, would you be interesting in swapping some jokes? Like I can pay you to put my jokes on your site? Here is jokes I have made myself (these are copyright jokes so please to not steal):
Hahaha some of these jokes need to be some polished, but overall I think they are very good. I like your jokes more Amir. How much will I cost to put your jokes on my site? I can trade you 12 "Sarah's #1 WebPick" animating gif awards in exchange for one joke too. Do you except Paypal? I have money tied up in a horse race.
Oh those women! Can't live with them... eh, I can't remember the rest. I decided to throw in a few "racist" jokes which make absolutely no sense, to accompany the retarded anti-women jokes which make absolutely no sense. I'm consistent. My quest to amuse Amir was causing me to unleash my most hilarious and witty jokes ever. Would I land this important not a spam business deal?
Not only I'm not asking money for my jokes, but I'm willing to pay you!
What I want u 2 do is to put in your web site a text link such as this:
Get SMS: funny jokes by SMS to your mobile phone
And it will refer the surfers to web form in which they could register to daily joke via sms ( http://www.b4u.com/ ).
Then they will start to receive a daily joke to their mobile.
I will pay you for each subscriber 1 USD.
I will give full support. All u have 2 do is put a text link I your web site.
Maybe it would be better if you'll send me your phone and I'll call u.
Oh Amir, you cannot call me! Surely my wife will find out about our passionate Internet affair, and then my reputation as "World's Greatest Dad" will be up for grabs! This will never work! Fortunately, my quest to make Amir admit how utterly hilarious I am continued.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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