We've all been there: You're eager to race home with good news or just out for a relaxing stroll, and a dark unpleasant figure blocks your path. Before a single word is spoken, you recoil in horror, because you know exactly what this mysterious man wants. You can see it in his eyes...
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
You have summoned him and now he is here!