We've all been there: You're eager to race home with good news or just out for a relaxing stroll, and a dark unpleasant figure blocks your path. Before a single word is spoken, you recoil in horror, because you know exactly what this mysterious man wants. You can see it in his eyes...
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
You have summoned him and now he is here!