We've all been there: You're eager to race home with good news or just out for a relaxing stroll, and a dark unpleasant figure blocks your path. Before a single word is spoken, you recoil in horror, because you know exactly what this mysterious man wants. You can see it in his eyes...
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
You have summoned him and now he is here!