Glenn Beck has lost his voice, but while he can't make a sound, the net result was a louder America, due to a nation of rapt listeners weeping and wailing about lost insights and insults. There's a silver lining, though, as Beck's silence functioned as sensory-deprivation therapy, motivating him to dig deep and express through note cards what he's been too scared to say.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
You have summoned him and now he is here!