Glenn Beck has lost his voice, but while he can't make a sound, the net result was a louder America, due to a nation of rapt listeners weeping and wailing about lost insights and insults. There's a silver lining, though, as Beck's silence functioned as sensory-deprivation therapy, motivating him to dig deep and express through note cards what he's been too scared to say.
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
You have summoned him and now he is here!