921ZX1 Professional Soldering Station
and aids in the creation of soulless, mechanical, electronic
monstrosities that answer to no god.
hand piece allows one to wield this item like a deadly
surgical instrument of death.
footprint ensures it will take up less benchspace, which
you can use to lay down upon and call to the Lord of
Chaos, summoning an unholy spawn of pure rage.
5" Color TV
stupid, ignorant sheep. Your TV is your god. You bow to
NBC, CBS, and ABC. You blindly follow whatever they say
and purchase whatever image you are fed through this digital
box of futility. Your ignorant, close-minded brain cannot
comprehend the world around you, and you are simply a
mindless drone wading through a sea of directionless filth.
Requires 9 "D" batteries.
DC-203 Dome Camera
yet another way to let the all-seeing eye of Big Brother
into your home or business.
domelike case reminds us that Jesus is a lie.
RCA plug will let you assert your manliness by shoving
your disgusting male cable into it.
pick up / record vampires.
$206.66 (on sale)
Translucent Blue Headset Cordless Phone
weak, struggling human shell.
Born to walk this living hell.
You may think you're tough, think you're cool,
But I shall have the last laugh you fool.
Hitting me in gym class, making me trip and fall.
Your blood shall spill through this very hall.
For the Dark Master Satan is on his way,
with a message that will make you pay.
You see, I will not stand for any more of your berating.
This cordless phone comes with call waiting.
of the Month:
helped close a deal with Panasonic, allowing us
to begin carrying the line of disgustingly plastic
D5 portable TVs. Now, when you're wandering aimlessly
throughout the empty and bleak desolated streets
of America's capitalistic society of money-grubbing
whores, you can thank Sarah for the low, low prices
that you can't get anywhere else but The Goth Shop.
Sarah's quote: "I myself am a God
and bow to no christian impostor. Jesus was a lie.
The seven-headed fire breathing dragon shall return
on November 11th, 2001, and all the capitalistic
zombies shall be engulfed in a fiery inferno that
YOU have created. America is a society built on
greed and despise."
accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. Please
no checks or cash.