Dr. Thorpe:BIG FESTERIN'

Zack:I wonder if he can put a spinna in his mouth and it starts going round and round.

Dr. Thorpe:Why do you say that? Because his shoes are plugged in?

Zack:"Shit, I know what'll be tight for this pic. I'll go stand in the corner next to that bomb ass pepper clock. Gotta lean so they sees it!"

Dr. Thorpe:"Yo, lean just a little more, then it'll look like a cartoon parrot on your shoulder or something, it'll be dope as hell."

Zack:With such a minimalist chin he looks a lot like Earthworm Jim in a track suit.

Dr. Thorpe:You know those stupid parody movies where they superimpose faces on thumbs?

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