You've been wondering. Now you can finally get the answers about John Galt.
We found this sort of orb. Egg maybe? I dunno. It is what it is.
We have made this slideshow of celebrities without make up. Good luck to you.
A rock and roll fashion photographer being creepy with models? Yes, it can happen. It has happened. The nightmare is real. I'm sorry.
When confronted with a string of dead Nitro Girls, veteran grapplers Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage join forces to solve the crime.
Here are some comics about Slenderman. Have at it, globules.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans. He is one step ahead of them at every turn.
Go on the adventure of a lifetime in your neighborhood dumpster.
In order to make a brand omelet, you're going to have to break a few giraffes and lions.
You'd better be prepared for the most epic Feels of 2014.
Cars have faces and they look stupid.
Gamer? Male? Congratulations, you are wanted to save the kingdom with your balls.
Heavy.com's horny readers get tipped off on all the hottest action coming out of the House Committee on Armed Services.
America's #1 ambassador to Korea takes a shot at explaining his mission of peace and birthday wishes.
We look back on a miserable year of Slate writer and twitter sensation Matt Yglesias.