From: [email protected]
Subject: Your site

Dear Jeff K,

First off are you a two year old? You cant spell for shit on your site. Example No.1 (this is something from your site)HELO FAGORTSAND WELLCOEM TOO MY NEW AND EMPROVED HOEMAPEG!!!! HELLO I USED TOO BE A HAX0R BUT NOW I AM A COMPUTAR CONSULTANT BECUASE HAX0RING SI ILLEGAL!!! AND TEHY SAIDS I WOULD BE ARESTED IF I KEPT HAX0RING SO NOW I HELP PEOPAL INSTEAD OF HURT THEM BUT IF YUO ARE A FAGOT I CANNOT TAEK REPSONSABILITY FOR YUO IF YUOR COMPUTAR MACHIENE.

See my point? Ever heard of spell check?? And what the hell is Haxor? Is he one of those "Pokemon"?

Advice No.1: You really need to get some counsiling, you cant even spell "faggot" or "people"

Oh yea ever thought about graduating kindergarten?

Well,no hard-feelings,
Starcraft-Master

P.S. I'm sure your site would be better if you spelled correctly

OH NO!!! STARCRAFT MASTAR DOSE NOT APPROVE OF MY SPECIAL SECRAT HOMEPAGE FOR TEH INTARNAT!!! taht makes me vary sad becuase I thought Startcraft playars were my friends but I guess it was a RUSE! I will go onto Cattalnet and ask them:

ME:HELO!!! HOW DO YUO MORRONS FEEL ABOUT MY QUALEITY HOMEAPGE, JEFF K'S QWUALITY MY QUALIEY HOMEAPGE?!?!?
ZyNM$st#R: kekekekekeekekekekek ^ _ ^
G88G00G: 4 u pl 2t on 4v4???
ME:WHAT???? SPEAK ENLGESH YUO HATHEADS!!!
ZyNM$st#R: kekekek zerg
ME:TAKE THAT BACK YUO FOREGN MENACE!!!!!!!!!
SupahChuck: fu tank rush no
ME:SHUT UP!!!!
ZyNM$st#R: kekekekee
ME:HELP

SO I guess Stargraft mastars are dumber than a car wash because wft si a Zerg anyway ITS A BUG!!! AND BUGS DONT BELONG IN GAMES!!! JUST ASK JOHN ROMEOREROE OREO who si now sending his ressume around too WHITE CASTALES HAMBURGAR STORES!!!

MANAGER OF WHITE CASTAL: "oh helo young man, what can I do for yuo?"
JOHN ROROMEROA:"I NEED A JOB TO BUY BIGGAR BOOBS!!! BUT NOT FOR ME, FOR MY GIRLFRIEND TEH MORROCAN MENACE!!!"
MANAGER OF WHITE CASTAL: "Oh! well I'm sorrey but we dont hire filthy hippeys liek yuo sir!"
JOHN ROMEROREO:"oh please I'll clean teh milkshake machene with my teeth!"
MANAGER OF WHITE CASTAL: "GET A HAIRCUT YUO WILDERBEAST!!! Now get out of my family dineing establishement!"
JOHN ROMEROEROE:"I cant leave without my buddey Superflies!!!"

so it is sad in one bad buit it si also sad in anothar way so teh morrale of this story si dont be John Romermero if yuo decides too make games!!! BUT I DIGREST!!!! In response to teh lettar written by Starcrap Mastar, my response si as follows:

GO ROLL A DONUT, YUO MOLESTURD!!!

> Advice No.1: You really need to get some counsiling, you cant even spell "faggot" or "people"

OH THANKS FOR TEH "COUNSILING" ADVICE, I HOPE I BUMP INTO YUO IN TEH WAITING ROOM AT SHITHEADS ANONYMOUSE!!!

From: Michael J. Terrion
Subject: verQuest Patch version 2

Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice

See you later. Thanks

WAHAT ARE YUO TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!? I already wrotes that I cant open files because of Netnany and my RAM!@!!!! so thank yuo for sending verQuaest partch version 2 but I CANT OPEN YUOR FILE BECAUSE OF HIMEM.SYS!!!! SO STOP!!!

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