From: Squee
Subject: Holy fucking crap

Dear god you dumb for gods fuking sake learn to type look this is how you spell "you".

Now, don't piss yourself jeff there is many more amazing words out there. come on you stupid mother fucking shit head learn to type and spell the basics. What's wrong don't they teach you morons like you to spell.

DEAR GOD LOOK HERE SI HOW YUO SPELL "FUCKING" GENIUAS! maeybe yuo might want to use a spellchacker before you send a emale too me next time becuase evan though yuor VAST WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE REGAREDING MEANE CURSE WORDS FRIGHTENED ME INTO HIDING IN MY CLOSET WHERE I MET YUOR GAY LOVER STAN. he says tonight yuo have too be teh woman because his butt still hurts. HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jerk

From: Benny Halit
Subject: Yo,

I play quake3 and i am just wondering if you ever want to play a game. I havent had any good matches in a while and you always rave about how good you are even tho i think its bs. But any way, E-mail me back with your icq#, AIM name, or Msn Messanger name so we can talk.

yes maeybe I will palay latar, i haev been playing (AND I WIN) a lot of queake 2 lately. i beat thrash teh othar day, 40 to -2 (he HAD -2). THREASH IS DENNIS FANG and is a vary good Quake playar and he once beat up John Carmacke and stole a Ferrarari and a vary large check. now he runs his own company and is teh KING OF INTERANT GAMEING even tho he camps and proably uses ZBOT. one time i thought i saw Thraash on teh bus, but it was relly Ed Wallace I THINK.

ghowevar, i havent been able too playa Quake 3 lately becuase i cant find any good servars I get a good ping on. I HEARD SUPERMAN GABE NEWeLL IS MAKEING POWERPLAY TOO MAKE MY MODEM FEELS LIKE A LAN PARTY, so i made a notepad documant called "POWERPLAY.DLL" and put it in my autoexec.bat file an then since POWERPLAY WAS MAKEING MY MODEM FEEL LIKE A FUN LAN PARTY IN MY MODAM, i changed my settings in quaek3 to "LAN" even though i use a 28.8 modam, but i cant play it anymores because its all laggy. NICE NETCODE, ID SOFTWARE FAGOTS!!!!>


WORK HARDER ON POWERPLAY GAB, MY MODAM DOES NOT QUITE FEEL LIKE A LAN PARTY YET AND
DONT WORRY ABOUT TEAM FORTRASS 2, MAYEBE IT WILL COME OUT BEFORE JESUS COMES BACK
TO TEH EARTH

From: Mike
Subject: Whats your take...

Hello Jeff k, I wish to gain knowledge from you infinite wisdom. My question is whats your take on Richard Garriot leaving Origin? Will Ultima ever be the same (if they make more)?

in my opnion, Richard garriot has become not vary good lately. Ultima VXI (9) didant evan run on my copmutar, but i just think it wont because I DONT own some kind of suparcomputar like teh one in "WARGAMES" where MAtthew Broaderick palayed Tic Tac Dough with teh computar and then it shots teh nucleear misles and then the Russiens shouted "NYET" and then the dinosaurs came. SO mayeb Riachrd Garrioet will start maeking games that peopl can play, not like Ultimate Unline 2 which has cyborgs and wheelchairs (AND THEYRE HAD BETTAR BE CYCLOPS RICHARD!!! I KNOW WHERE YUO LIVE YOU BEARDED MENACE).

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