Subject: Uh, you really suck... fag
You keep calling your visitors fagged, you either ARE a fag or are obsessed with them, and who the fuck is gunna want you to write a review for them! You cant even spell "you", you cant even spell. You should delete your spastic page, its not worth the efort. BTW You overate yourself too much you fucin up yourself fag snob
yuo make very good points because you obviousely are a colege graduate or a smarty man! HELLO SMARTY MAN, PLEAS WRITE INTO MY SITE WITH YOUR SMARTY WORDS AND MAKE ME HAPPY AGAIN. YUO CAN SHUT UP NOW, HAHA STOOPID. IF I EVER FIGARE OUT HOW TO GET IRQ INSTALLED, I WILL PINGNUKE YUO. HOW DO YOU LIKES THEM APPLes, JERKFACE???
From: Kdogg Kozlowski
Subject: I hope you rott in hell you dirty bitch
In my entire life no one has pissed me off more than you. You dont know anything about computers as everyone can see in your idiotic AMD-VS-Intel section. No one cares about your stupid quake mods, they suck anyways. Big fucking deal you wrote your site in HTML, it looks like you made the site in notepad and paint. As for the faggot (look at the spelling) comments, I hope you get sodomized with a thorny branch by a horny old man you pissy little 13 year old bitch. If I lived by you, I dont think I could handle the urge of stabbing you in the face with a broken beer bottle. Make another webpage when you know what your talking about and grow some pubes. I hope you die
i coded my entire site in NOTEPAD you fag because only fags use WUSSYYWIGGY editaars. Wher is yuo0r site? i do NOT SEE ONE ANYWHERE I LOOK! I AM CONTINUING TO LOOK AND DONT SEE A THING ANYWHERES. maeybe yuo should stop being the conductor of teh sweety MEAT TRAIN and yuo should get off and stop useing DOS because it was writtan by Bill Gates! yuo need to use Telnet instead, that is Lunix, and yuo dont have to defag your disk with lunix! FURTHERMORE: SHUT UP, THIS IS PROBABLY A PICTURE OF YUO:
Subject: Back Orifice
I look fore some help to Back Orifice ( have you control it, and somthing like that), do you now where i cut find somthing like that on the net?
i do not use back oriface because i dont like microsoft products and use wordpad and GNOME instead. what is gnokme you may sask? it is teh text editoar for Lunix.i cannot get lunix full instaled on this computar, so i use Litestep which is UNIX LITE. i ahve made many cursors and they change and a nekid woman. Y do i use this? simple - becaus i am l33t and enjoy the appz for lunix and lunix torvaldees is a genious who bilt rockets for NASA before becoming a secrat agent. THERE YUO GO
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