Christian Dinosaur did too many of these
Fry Pappy, I do not understand!
Nice Pete you get a C+ as in C me after class, young man!
I am very disappointed in you Jerky Stinkpot.
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Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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