More Importantly, Why Not Las Vegas?
The Las Vegas tourism industry, which receives over $768 billion a year (note: we made that statistic up), has enough cash to cover up the "real" facts behind Las Vegas. We financed some inside studies and research to learn the truth behind Las Vegas, and the informative essays these junior high students produced during summer vacation shocked and amazed us all.
Okay, so we weren't able to create an accurate line graph in the allotted time, but you get the general idea.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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