More Importantly, Why Not Las Vegas?
The Las Vegas tourism industry, which receives over $768 billion a year (note: we made that statistic up), has enough cash to cover up the "real" facts behind Las Vegas. We financed some inside studies and research to learn the truth behind Las Vegas, and the informative essays these junior high students produced during summer vacation shocked and amazed us all.
Okay, so we weren't able to create an accurate line graph in the allotted time, but you get the general idea.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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