More Importantly, Why Not Las Vegas?
The Las Vegas tourism industry, which receives over $768 billion a year (note: we made that statistic up), has enough cash to cover up the "real" facts behind Las Vegas. We financed some inside studies and research to learn the truth behind Las Vegas, and the informative essays these junior high students produced during summer vacation shocked and amazed us all.
Okay, so we weren't able to create an accurate line graph in the allotted time, but you get the general idea.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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